Public service announcement to parents of young children

When you are going bumper bowling and your kid unleashes a weak shot that stops in the middle of the lane, do not try to walk on the lane to get the ball. The lanes are waxed and thus very slippery, and you will fall, perhaps causing your glasses to fly comically through the air. When you get up and try to act like nothing happened, please be aware that everybody saw that and is laughing at you.

On second thought... don't take your kids bowling at all, because they obviously cannot really bowl and will only hurt themselves trying to do so. Thank you.

Chickens are for eating

This is exactly why asian people have no business, uh.... doing science?

http://mixedreality.nus.edu.sg/MEDIA/all%20videos/PI/PI(web).mov

This can best be described as a remote control human-chicken interface. Apparently, there is demand for pet chicken owners to be able to pet their chickens while they're at work. I wonder if there's a ROAST function.