Ring, ring
“Hello?”
“Hello, may I speak with Albert Choi, please?”
“Yes, speaki…”
“Good evening, Mr. Choi, I’m calling from MBNA to tell you about our credit card offer for students…”
“Uh, well, actually…”
”...this student card offers a low interest rate, no annual fee, and many other features. We have your address as ******, Mississauga, Ontario, is this correct?”
“Actually, I’m not a student anymore, I’ve recently graduated…”
“That’s not a problem, sir. Our card has many features, it can help you around the house, do some cleaning, some vacuuming…”
“Hello? I actually already have an MBNA card.”
“That’s not a problem, this card is loaded with features, you can play MP3’s, download movies…”
“No, I don’t…”
”...with this card, you can reduce gang violence and inner-city homelessness…”
“No thank you, bye.”
”...this credit card can cure cancer! Solve world hunger!”
“Good-bye.”
Click
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